This is a parody of "You Should Always Sprinkle Pepper in Your Hair" by Shel Silverstein from A Light in the Attic
Always sprinkle pepper in your hair
Always sprinkle pepper in your hair
For then if you should visit Washington DC
And wind up meeting Biden there
Who can hardly see
He’ll smell your hair and touch you
And then he’ll say, “Achoo”
And then eyes tearing lose his grasp
And teleprompter too
And then that day you’ll run away
He won’t know what to say
And as his handlers rush to help they’ll let you get away
If you always, always, always,
always, always, always, always,
always, always sprinkle pepper in your hair
